- 21:00 The Subway where I used to eat lunch had free wifi; the Subway where I now eat lunch has a TV that's always tuned to Fox News.
- 08:37 Look, I can enjoy mindless action flicks, but after seeing both Transformers movies in one week: they are DUMB, you guys. Sorry.
- 15:09 My reward for seeing Transformers last night: going to see Away We Go in Green Bay tonight.
- 15:12 The latest antique store score: atlas/geography book from 1920 in great condition, $19.
- 08:37 I consented to give my 6-year-old an old TV set but blocked Spike TV so he can't watch 1000 Ways To Die. Also Fox News, just in case.
- 07:01 The Hunger Games must be a fantastic book because I've barely touched the iPod since I started reading it.
- 20:34 My new manager is a cute 25-year-old and my new coworkers are all infants. I feel so freaking old suddenly. Time for a job hunt.
- 20:40 Plus, their names all rhyme.
- 22:56 Apt is history!
- 08:07 J has a voicemail-to-text converter and was butt-dialed. The result: "Mo fire. Say it. Dumb. Come back dead."
- 12:52 I want to be DONE moving, not in the middle of moving.
- 16:33 Thought it was hard getting my couch, damn near impossible to get rid of it.
- 16:35 Been at work too long when the kid comes to take my order at Subway and I nearly ask, "What can I do for you?"
- 22:00 It's a good thing I'm not MOVING or anything this weekend, since my apartment is decidedly full of things neither organized nor in boxes.
- 14:48 The movies I currently want to see are Moon and Away We Go, which are not playing here next week. I need to move to Chicago, not Appleton.
- 18:37 I can remember not having a DVR. It's only been like five years. But still, I feel like, what did you DO if you weren't home?? It's baffling
- 14:16 My mom joined facebook recently and now I think she's some kind of mafia boss.
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