- 16:32 Seriously, working retail during the holiday season? Madness.
- 16:44 It's my day off, and I have spent the better part of the last 24 hours on the couch with my laptop. Hope laundry and dishes did themselves.
- 19:49 Helped a 22-year-old coworker research her '80s Halloween costume today. I had to spell "Ringwald" for her.
- 20:41 The only explanation is that some stranger broke into my house, hijacked my computer, and downloaded that Miley Cyrus song.
- 20:42 I would investigate but I'm busy nodding my head like yeah.
- 23:31 If you think I'm exaggerating when I tell you I'd be good at roller derby, you've never seen me on skates.
- 18:02 Today I have: locked keys in car, spilled coffee on myself, left keys at grocery checkout, fallen down stairs. Why am I left unsupervised?
- 20:38 I was thinking about the plural of "succubus" and then realizing it's one of those things you probably don't want to be useful.
- 09:05 I hear lots of mothers calling for their children at work. Turns out every boy under five is named Aidan, Jaden, Braden, Hayden, or Caden.
- 09:08 Oh, and if you yell your kid's name on the playground and ten kids come running, it doesn't matter what kReAtIvE spelling you invented.
- 09:15 Finally, I'm not 100% opposed to names like Echo, Charisma, and Dakota. If you must. But I am opposed to Echko, Charrisma, and Dakotah.
- 10:00 Miranda Lambert has released the best country album of the year. Again.
- 21:00 Why am I seeing Glenn Beck everywhere lately? If we all agree to just ignore him he might go away.
- 23:35 It's obvious Jennifer's Body is a movie about female relationships and sexuality. How did so many critics miss that entirely in reviews?
- 16:36 Gave all three cats medicine. The cranky old one tried to throw it up in my shoe and won't eat his food. Thinks I'm trying to poison him.
- 17:31 The green shirt Megan made me buy that I love has a stain on the left boob. Looks like I'm lactating. Lab coat at work will cover it though.
- 17:41 No one can see my bright yellow undies. But I know they're there.
- 20:38 WHAT? How did I miss the fact that there is a species of bird called "Great Tits"?
- 16:26 Listening to Sarah Jarosz, "Song Up in Her Head." The only album I've ever heard where the fact that she's only 18 seems truly irrelevant.
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