...listening for patterns in the sound of an endless static sea...

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Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:55:13 GMT

12:34 Loved "Up in the Air." Jason Reitman, Clooney etc., but also have loved Anna Kendrick since that one scene in "Camp."
13:03 We only get the puppy groomed when he starts to look like a dirty hippie. I don't know if that makes us good pet owners.

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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:55:14 GMT

18:54 Was about to walk out the door today (holiday dinner with coworkers) when I realized I was wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe.

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:55:11 GMT

19:24 I love when I'm skimming my iTunes library and come across a song I totally forgot existed. "New Age Girl"! Oh, 1994, I love you sometimes.

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:55:08 GMT

16:21 Listen up, random people of the world: my second-grader has a basic grasp of the there / their / they're distinction. It's not tricky.

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:55:16 GMT

10:03 I'm on board with eBooks in general thanks to B&N, but when it comes to like, Margaret Atwood, I still want the actual book. You know?
10:05 Oh, and PILES of snow, you guys. It's madness.
10:22 After years of specializing in partially knitted scarves, I'm now producing completely knitted scarves that people can actually wear. !!!
10:24 Finally, this: if I have to change the wedding date again because a crucial family member has another commitment? I. will. elope. So there.
11:11 I know it's not normally ok to go to work with a blanket wrapped head-to-toe around myself, but perhaps when it's this cold...?

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Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:55:06 GMT

16:32 Seriously, working retail during the holiday season? Madness.
16:44 It's my day off, and I have spent the better part of the last 24 hours on the couch with my laptop. Hope laundry and dishes did themselves.

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Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:55:22 GMT

19:49 Helped a 22-year-old coworker research her '80s Halloween costume today. I had to spell "Ringwald" for her.
20:41 The only explanation is that some stranger broke into my house, hijacked my computer, and downloaded that Miley Cyrus song.
20:42 I would investigate but I'm busy nodding my head like yeah.

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Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:55:23 GMT

23:31 If you think I'm exaggerating when I tell you I'd be good at roller derby, you've never seen me on skates.

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Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:55:21 GMT

18:02 Today I have: locked keys in car, spilled coffee on myself, left keys at grocery checkout, fallen down stairs. Why am I left unsupervised?

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Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:55:14 GMT

20:38 I was thinking about the plural of "succubus" and then realizing it's one of those things you probably don't want to be useful.

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Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:55:06 GMT

09:05 I hear lots of mothers calling for their children at work. Turns out every boy under five is named Aidan, Jaden, Braden, Hayden, or Caden.
09:08 Oh, and if you yell your kid's name on the playground and ten kids come running, it doesn't matter what kReAtIvE spelling you invented.
09:15 Finally, I'm not 100% opposed to names like Echo, Charisma, and Dakota. If you must. But I am opposed to Echko, Charrisma, and Dakotah.

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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:55:22 GMT

10:00 Miranda Lambert has released the best country album of the year. Again.
21:00 Why am I seeing Glenn Beck everywhere lately? If we all agree to just ignore him he might go away.

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Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:55:13 GMT

23:35 It's obvious Jennifer's Body is a movie about female relationships and sexuality. How did so many critics miss that entirely in reviews?

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Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:55:19 GMT

16:36 Gave all three cats medicine. The cranky old one tried to throw it up in my shoe and won't eat his food. Thinks I'm trying to poison him.
17:31 The green shirt Megan made me buy that I love has a stain on the left boob. Looks like I'm lactating. Lab coat at work will cover it though.
17:41 No one can see my bright yellow undies. But I know they're there.
20:38 WHAT? How did I miss the fact that there is a species of bird called "Great Tits"?

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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:55:16 GMT

16:26 Listening to Sarah Jarosz, "Song Up in Her Head." The only album I've ever heard where the fact that she's only 18 seems truly irrelevant.

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Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:55:23 GMT

08:43 Working kind of a crappy shift today, but I can't complain because I'm following it with a full week off.

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Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:55:18 GMT

21:25 Did a contact lens class today with the best 13-year-old boy ever; scared to touch his eye but had his heart set on purple contact lenses.

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Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:55:27 GMT

09:02 Began my investigation of pop music with the iTunes Top 100. Is it too much to hope "Lady Gaga" is a prank someone is playing on me?

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Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:55:30 GMT

18:09 Camera has been recovered. The couch tried to eat it.

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Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:55:27 GMT

10:32 I love Anna Sui even though I don't care about fashion, and I love Gossip Girl even though I am 28 years old. I need to visit Target soon.
19:38 Have not been able to find my camera for a week now.

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Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:56:19 GMT

21:00 The Subway where I used to eat lunch had free wifi; the Subway where I now eat lunch has a TV that's always tuned to Fox News.

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Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:56:18 GMT

08:37 Look, I can enjoy mindless action flicks, but after seeing both Transformers movies in one week: they are DUMB, you guys. Sorry.
15:09 My reward for seeing Transformers last night: going to see Away We Go in Green Bay tonight.
15:12 The latest antique store score: atlas/geography book from 1920 in great condition, $19.

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Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:56:22 GMT

08:37 I consented to give my 6-year-old an old TV set but blocked Spike TV so he can't watch 1000 Ways To Die. Also Fox News, just in case.

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Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:56:10 GMT

07:01 The Hunger Games must be a fantastic book because I've barely touched the iPod since I started reading it.
20:34 My new manager is a cute 25-year-old and my new coworkers are all infants. I feel so freaking old suddenly. Time for a job hunt.
20:40 Plus, their names all rhyme.

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Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:56:21 GMT

22:56 Apt is history!

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